I did what you told me…
I sent your last email to 10 people like you said.
I’m still waiting for that friggin’ miracle to happen.

To all my friends who in 2007 sent me best ‘wishes’, chain letters, ‘angel’ letters or other promises of good luck if I forwarded something,
NONE OF THAT CRAP WORKED!.
For 2008, could you please just send money, whiskey, chocolate, gasoline vouchers and airline tickets instead?
Thank you!

